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- - - - HI ALL YOU PEOPLE, I BET YOU ARE ALL GLAD TO HEAR THAT SYCO THE PSHYCO OF THE TELEPHONE LINES HAS RETURNED TO THE COMPUNET SCENE AFTER A LONG ABSCENCE........THIS WAS CAUSED MAINLY BY THE FACT THAT I WAS JUST PISSED OF WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY WITH BIG HEADED PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING AND PRATTS WHO GO AROUND NICKING OTHERS PEOPLES MUSIC AND PUTTING IT IN DEMOS, AND CALLING IT THEIR OWN.. ONE EXAMPLE OF THE LATTER IS ONE DIV (NO RELATION TO DIZ) WHO TOOK A PIECE OF MUSIC CALLED 'COLD TEA' AND NICKED A LOAD OF ROUTINES FROM SOMEONE ELSE AND UPLOADED IT SAYING THAT IT WAS IN FACT WRITTEN BY HIM.JUST TO PUT THE RECORD STRAIGHT THE MUSIC WAS BY A BLOKE CALLED 'GUY' AND THE CODE WAS BY 'STACK'. THE DIV WHO NICKED ALL OF THIS WAS CALLED MATTHEW 'I CAN DIGITISE COLOURS LIKE AN AMIGA, AND DO 1000 CHANNELS OF SAMPLED SOUND, GET MY DISK DRIVE TO LOAD AMIGA DISKS, SHOVE MY DICK UP MY BROTHERS BOTTOM WITHOUT THE NEED FOR ANY VASELINE I CAN TAKE ON ONE EIGHT YEAR OLD PAKISTANI AND STILL LOSE AND END UP WITH TWO BLACK EYES AND A FACE THAT LOOKS LIKE THE BACK END OF A COW , BUGGINS. YES, UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GUESSED THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER PRATT, AND I, AND THE REST OF REPTILIA AND SALADSOFT HATE HIM...(JANE.. HOW ABOUT SETTING UP AN ANTI-MAT JUST SO THAT WE CAN REALLY SEE HOW UNPOPULAR HE REALLY IS.. OH WELL I THINK I'LL GET ON WITH THE REST OF THIS SCROLLER RATHER THAN WASTE PRECIOUS MEMORY ON TALKING ABOUT A PLONGY LIKE THAT.....LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE______ LIKE MY NEXT DEMO.... MY NEXT DEMO WILL BE A MINIGAME BASED AROUND THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TURDBURGLAR (MDCB1). IT WILL INVOLVE SHOOTING ALL THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY BEFORE THEY CAN GET OUT TO RAISE THE ALARM. I SHOULD THINK THAT YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT, BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T RECKON MATHEW WILL....HAS ANYONE OUT THERE SEEN ANY OF THE JUDGES 'THINK TWICE' DEMOS. I'VE ONLY SEEN 'THINK TWICE THREE' BUT IT IS SO COOL. IF ANYONE HAS GOT THE OTHER TWO OR RHAA LOVELY TWO YETI WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR A COPY.THIS WEEK I ALSO GOT SOME ULTRA COOL S.M. MUSIC THAT IS JUST ABOUT TO BE UPLOADED ON TO THE NET, AND I'M HOPING TO KNOCK OUT SOME BOGG DEMOS WITH SOME OF THE TUNES ON BEFORE THEY ARE UPL'D. AMONGST THEM THERE IS A REALLY GROOVY VERSION OF 'I JUST DIED' , I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO DID THE ORIGINAL BUT IT IS WELL COOL, WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING COMING ME 'COS NORMALLY I ONLY LISTEN TO THE 'ART OF NOISE' & 'KRAFTWERK' SO FOR ME TO SAY THAT I LIKE A PIECE OF TRENDY MUSIC IS WELL OUT OF ORDER.... IRONHAND-- THAT DEMO YOU SENT US U-U 'DRACO2' WAS WELL CRAP.....P.S. WHY DO YOU CALL YOURSELF IRONFIST??? IS IT BECAUSE YOU MASTURBATE A LOT AND WOULD GET CRAMP IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE AN IRONHAND????? PLEASE TELL... SNAKE-- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT 1-BIT SAMPLES.. I TRIED IT AND THE RESULT WAS WELL SHIT, A BIT LIKE THE CASSETTE SAMPLER!!!!!DIZ-- WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPLOAD THE 'MOMENTS IN LOVE' SAMPLE 'COS SOME PEOPLE I KNOW SAY THEY WANT TO SEE IT... AND IS YOU KNOW WHO COMING ROUND THIS WEEKEND??? IF SO PHONE ME AND TELL ME..OTHERWISE I WILL STAY IN BRIGHTON THIS WEEKEND.. SNAKES GOT MY NUMBER.OILY-- I'VE SEEN THE LOVE SCENE IN 'DEFENDER IF THE CROWN' AND IT IS NOT HALF AS 'DIRTY' AS THE AMIGA ONE. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.....STICK SNAKE-- I'VE DONE SOME MORE SAMPLES IF YOU WANT OT BUNG THEM ON THE ALBUM, INCLUDING A VERSION OF THE 'STARTREKKIN' SONG.. ONE PROBLEM..THE DRIVE DECIDED TO SAVE THE 249 BLOCK FILE OUT AS A 'DEL' FILE.SO NOW I CAN'T LOAD THE #!%$&$$#!& THING, SO I'LL LET YOU HAVE A GO ON SATURDAY. ALSO TELL YOGI THAT I'VE DONE SOME MORE B.B. SAMPLES JUST FOR HIM AND CLAKA. I'VE ALSO DONE A SAMPLE OF THE GREASED LIGHNING SO IF DIZ HAS GOT THE PICCY READY I CAN DO A DEMO OF OZZZIES CAR!!!!!!NOW ON TO THE TECHNICAL SIDE OF THINGS:- THIS DEMO RUNS AT 91.67 MHZ, FEATURES PIXEL SPLITTING (CHANGING THE COLOUR OF EVERY PIXEL ON ANY LINE), 3 CHANNEL SAMPLED SOUND, AND ONLY 894 SPRITES, AND IT ALSO RUNS IN RISC MODE , WHICH MEANS THAT IT IS 100% COMPATIBLE WITH THE ACORN RISC MACHINE, WHEN RUN UNDER THIS SOFTWARE, ALSO FEATURES 16 BIT-MAP PLANES USED TO PRODUCE THE 1.636251704-E06 LEVELS OF PARRALLAX. OH YEA, NEARLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU, ALL OF THE BORDERS ARE SWITCHED OFF AS WELL. THE SCROLLER IS RUNNING IN 100% BULLSHIT COMPATIBILITY MODE RIGHT NOW!!! AT LAST I FEEL THAT YOU ARE PREPARED TO WITHSTAND THE STRAIN OF READING THE HELLOS:- HI TO NO-ONE YUP. I THINK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THIS IS GOING TO BE A LIST OF HELLOS TO NO-ONE. ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE SO HERE THEY COME...... OH WELL THAT ABOUT RAPS IT UP (HOHUM)... RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP HI TO:-SNAKE&STACK, DIZ, NIK OF IKARI, IKARI, CLAKA, IAN&MIC, CHOPPER, IRONFIST, 'ARRY, LONG'UN (YOU REALLY FELL FOR IT ON PARTYLINE ON MONDAY WHEN YOU THOUGHT JANE FANCIED YOU!!!!!), GRAHAM, JAYBIRD ESQ., OILY, YOGI, HENDRIX, ALL THE ALCOHOLICS WHO TURN UP AT DIZS HOUSE ON SATURDAY EVENINGS, AND EVERYONE WHO DRIVES OVER BOLLARDS IN THEIR FIAT 126'S, EVERYONE WITH ASTRONOMICAL PHONE BILLS, JUST A SHORT PAUSE WHILE I READ OUT I SHORT NOTE THAT I HAVE BEEN HANDED.. IT GOES LIKE THIS:- THE LABOUR PARTY HAS CHOSEN THE CONDOM AS IT'S OFFICIAL EMBLEM.IT STANDS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PRODUCTION, GIVES PROTECTION TO A BUNCH OF PRICKS, AND GIVES ONE A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE BEING STUFFED. THIS IS THE END OF THE INTERLUDE.... DIRTY DEN, KANOR, SW10, JAP (HAVE YOU SENT THOSE TAPES YET?, BOV 'I DON'T GET CAUGHT OUT WHEN JANE ENTERS P-LINE', DAVE OF R.S.C.H., HAPPY HACKERS, THARGOID, GRONK, LASER, AND ALL FELLOW SYCOPAFS OUT THERE IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD.. I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A BREAK AND GO AND WATCH SOME TELLY COS CRAZY CLAW - - - - - - - - -